Work: Who’s askin’?
Email: No email here, Bud.
Job Responsibilities: Plan, direct and monitor the implementation of security systems for protection of assets and personnel via unsupervised, impromptu office walk-throughs. Communicate and question all friends and foe on my level for dog-to-man interrogations. Battle cybersecurity foes by not participating in the Internet; all from the comfort of my cozy quarters.
Interests: Naps, treats, behind-the-ear scratches, long walks through the halls.